Interuptions on Being a Lady

I had a post all prepared for today's "On Being a Lady" series. It was about wearing jewelry...
Personally I'm a big fan of giant rings. The bigger the better. Layered on one finger.

Basically I want to have trouble lifting my hand.
And yes, I know it is a pain sometimes to put on the gems. Those extra two minutes in the morning can be precious time spent otherwise.
Like, say, spending it with him.
Or him.
So, sorry gold necklace...I know that you would look oh so lovely hanging from my ladylike neck, but right now I have other important things to do.

You understand.

Come back tomorrow to read about my favorite winter accessory--and no, it's not a Snuggie.