Ahem...a common scene from my home:
husband: why do we have so many pillows?
me: because they are pretty.
husband: but I hate them. they serve no function.
me: they serve the function of being pretty.
husband: I want to cut them up.
me: please don’t.
husband: one of these days, when you go out of town, I’m going to get rid of all of them.
me: (again) please don’t.
husband: why do you have to be such a girl?
me: would you prefer me to be something else?
husband: yeah--someone who doesn’t like so many stupid pillows.
me: that’s not going to happen.
husband: you know, I did not sign up for all these pillows when we agreed to get married.
me: yes you did.
husband: no, I don’t believe so.
me: yes, you did. now go to sleep please.
husband: (mumbling) I don’t know why you always have to get your way.
me: I’m tired. be quiet.
husband: can you toss me my pillow?
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He can unload some of the pillows to my house! :) Dan asks the same question even though we don't have nearly as many as you...I must say when taking my pillows off of the couch in the family room they rarely make it back on to the couch...that is until I clean again. :)
ReplyDeleteNot sure how I missed this, but I thoroghly enjoyed reading this today.. I had quite the giggle! You're too cute Steph! ~Stacie Lou
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